I am the happiest little on the planet & How to Traumatize a village n become the talk of the town n a naughty cartoon *laffs*

First, a song…

my Mamma loves it, n my Daddi does NOT, cuz it has a swear n I am NOT supposed to swear, n I can’t get dead if I am just innocently singin along to the song n I say the swear right?… right!! … ( loopholes… I knows loopholes).. I should be a frickin lawyer for littles… I would be paid in cookies and milks.!!… I’d be a great littles lawyer. I has a 100% guarantee they’d get their bum’s spanked by their Daddies or their Mommies.. or even both!!  for the next thousand years!! …( looks at Mamma n Daddi, That was NOT a challenge!! )

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Good song huh? easy lyrics to sing along to!!

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So, I am in a splendiferously good mood and have been all day cuz, after 1 year a year n a half  maybe more like 2? Ohhh no!! I don’t remember when I met my Mamma!!eeeekkk!!

Anyway, after however zillion years I has a very very special gift…  Mamma got me a collar, a purple one!! cuz its my favoritest colour in the world, she got it from Restrained Grace, I think it’s n Esty store, I dunno, I found em on Facebook tho! Anyway, it is the softest dead cow I have ever had!! it is so comfy I forget it’s there, Daddi says it only comes off at my bathtimes and to clean it n then it goes right back on, cuz to take it off otherwise would be disrespectful to my Mamma, I may be a Brat but I am a polite one, I will not desrespect Anyone, Dom, sub, vanilla everyone. And In case you are curious, I wear Daddi’s ring.

I am so happys, now I just gotta work real hard to earn and deserve the second one, n that will happen whenever it happens, n the third n final is a long way off yet… So, Thank you Mamma, I loves you xoxo

Here if some of you don’t know the signifigance or meanings or that there is actually 3 collars a sub gets not just 1 ( I can just see littles everywhere chokin on their cookies after reading that there is 3 not just the 1 ) ** laffs**

Different types of collars n their meanings

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++ Get’s up on my soap box++ … I got sumfin to say before we get back to the fluffs …..

I just wanna say, something and I am judging no one, maybe I am old school and I strongly disagree with Caregivers simply giving their littles or kittens a collar without them having to earn it.  I do find it offensive and actually feel very hurt seeing collars being handed out like cotton candy  😦    as I said I respect everyone and would not confront them about it, but I would not take the Dom that just handed one to their sub without the sub earning it very serious or I may ignore them altogether only interacting when needed and doing so politely) … n some people are gonna get their panties in a bunch over that but that is how I feel,

I would feel very sorry for the submissive too cuz if she don’t know that is actually wrong, then she is probably ,new and she is most likely not in a D/s relationship like she believes she is she is most likely  being used as someones f*ck toy by a predator.. n littles are easy targets for them 😦 … or if the Daddy is new as well.. he should at least know better, you research this stuffs n you ask questions, you earn that title Daddy.

I see that happen all the time, specially on that Google + not a single BDSM group especially the DD/lg groups have any real Doms n Daddys in them. there is frickin 15 yr old kids in there advertising themselves as single and wanting .. OMG!! Don’t do that!! the men in there are usually 40+ yrs old.. and the wanna be subs n littles are easy pickins.. it hurts my heart so bad n scares me I can’t even go near Google +

++ hops off soap box++

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So, anyway, Daddi decided that Mamma’s collar should be put on me in public… in the Vanilla public.. in a villige of just 500 people… n she proceeded to do just that! she put it on me and said loud enough for the world to hear…  Don’t you ever take this off without permission that would be very disrespectful to your Mamma…. if that didn’t turn me red enough, she turned me a deep crimson red because I had to answer, yes Daddi, thank yiou Daddi loud enoughs for the world to hear!! ( humiliation is acceptable to me so don’t choke on a pacifier)…

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So… this is the 3rd time in 5 years I have become #1 news for the villages, online Gossip page, n you could hear the telephone wires light up!! ( figuratively).. n yes Daddi did that to me deliberately. Revenge is mine sayith the little brat!! Mwahahahaha… I already has my revenge set up for tomorrow when Daddi comes home from work.. about n hour after she goes to bed I am gonna check n make sure she’s asleeps.. n then tape a lego block to the bottom of her feets!! Mwahahahahaha

This village has been Traumatized by me .. again!! ++laffin++… tell ya one thing for sure, when I move away they will never forget me, I will be a f*cking legend here for the next zillion years ahahahahhahaha

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so that’s all I have to say  for tonights, sweet dreams all

and Mamma, sweetest of sweetest dreams (n wet ones too) ++laffs++ n thank you so very much, I will NOT take it off I promise, I love you xoxoxoxoxo

Skye xo